Alienator (1990) – Nostalgia Central

“In a far-off corner of the galaxy, a well-armed rebel battalion ambushes the armies of the great tyrant, Baal. A massacre ensues. Thousands of innocents perish, and the leader of the rebellion, Kol, is captured and sentenced to die. Today on a dark prison planet, where no man has ever escaped, the commanding executioner prepares to send his prisoner straight to hell.”

Alienator begins as a space prison piece, with a slumming Jan-Michael Vincent squinting his eyes to look fierce as ‘The Commander’ – a cruel alien prison warden.

A notorious alien fugitive named Kol (Ross Hagen) busts out of the prison ship, steals a shuttle craft and lands in the woods in America.

The commander sends an unstoppable Amazon lady known as “the Alienator” (played by female bodybuilder and lady wrestler Teagan Clive) to terminate him. Feminine she is not.

Kol is accidentally run over by a group of vacationing teenagers in an RV, and forest ranger Ward Armstrong (John Phillip Law) turns up to help the desperate Kol fight off his pursuers.

At least it has a happy ending. Everyone is happy that it has ended!

Commander
Jan-Michael Vincent
Ward Armstrong
John Phillip Law
Kol
Ross Hagen
Orrie
Dyana Ortelli
Benny
Jesse Dabson
Caroline
Dawn Wildsmith
Tara
P.J. Soles
Lund
Robert Clarke
Rick
Richard Wiley
Col. Coburn
Leo Gordon
Doc Burnside
Robert Quarry
Burt
Fox Harris
Harley
Hoke Howell
Prison Sgt. Major
John Henry Richardson
The Alienator
Teagan Clive

Director
Fred Olen Ray